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A Letter From China
Fat Cats and Pussy Cats
Fat Cats and Pussy Cats
Yesterday I received my annual savings account statement, an account that purports to repay my investment at a rate (APR) of 2.85%, on condition funds are placed for one year with no withdrawal. Therefore you may forgive my expletives when my return in actual fact is a mere 1.43%; after deductions such as income tax (Which I do not pay), administration fees and other charges that were not made apparent at the time of deposit, nor anywhere in the accompanying ‘small print’.

In all fairness, this was a stop-gap measure by myself; but it was also with a leading UK high street banking institution.

Result: I felt greatly cheated!

I then watched the news online, where Bank bosses were justifying their multi-million pound bonus awards because they had not taken any bonus for two years. I was left with the impression we should venerate them for being so charitable?

Now my simplistic understanding of the situation is that these same people have deliberately used questionable accounting practices in order to ruin the entire western economy in order to amplify their personal avarice. In UK alone; every man, woman, and child will have to repay around £17,000 each of Bankers debt = not their own personal debt you understand, but that of the banks’ - in order to finance bailing out these rogues.

The Banks' meanwhile do not have to pay a single penny back for their mismanagement of their own companies - and the western economy!

This money will come from what little money is left in the spending pockets of every ordinary British citizen, and be paid by them over several generations = pensioners, adults, and children - including newly born babes.

We already accept that this means that most newlyweds will not be able to buy their first home unless a rich parent is able to guarantee a starter mortgage for instance – miraculously the ‘Lenders’ already have plans in place? We also accept that the young baby in a mothers arms already has this forfeit to pay in his or her lifetime, and what they can’t manage; will be inherited by their children also.
[Courtesy: eu/gov.banks-control.co.uk]

This is a fact.

Meanwhile, the fat-cat bankers appear to have taken the money in advance, from the British people, and have no dictate to repay any of it, as it was a gift to them. After two years of a few forgoing bonus’ payments they now consider their penance is paid in full.

Remind me just how this all works again?

The British citizens pay the Bankers for fucking up the entire world economy, too the point of leaving their children, and their children's children still paying for it … and the Bankers do not have to pay a penny back!

Surely the lunatics have taken over the asylum!

A dear friend of mine recently stated that instead of bailing out the worthless w bankers, we should have let them sink in the mire of their own greed, and paid every citizen in UK 17, 000 instead. They would be free to spend it as they would wish, including: the homeless on the streets of London, those wishing to invest in a good pension fund, and those gifted individuals from the wrong background who simply could not afford a university education.

Most would clear their credit cards and buy things they have long wished for, like a new TV, stereo, furniture - or a couples dream holiday abroad in some exotic place.

Others would have been able to fund a legitimate bed for the night = an address with which to get a bank account - in order to get a job!

The result would have been a consumer driven boom, and the high streets would have been packed to overflowing. In response, British industry and commerce would have responded to market demand – and we would have waved goodbye to this financial crisis already.

Instead we are still slaves to the newly empowered Germany – or at least you are, because I left already!

However, the reality is that our government decided to give our money to the Bankers instead, and we have to pay for it … and they have a free gift lifeline to continue their extravagant lifestyles at our expense - and I find this 'fundamentally unacceptable'!

So when that twat that heads whatever bank comes out saying he has not received a bonus for two years and has completed his sentence, I have news for him – he hasn't even understood the question yet, never mind started to repay the people who were forced to support his mismanaged company and bail it out when it became bankrupt!

In my world, if I spend too much then I have all sorts of people after me for repayment, and some of them are not very nice at all. These are the sort of money sharks who threaten a single Mom that they will break her baby's legs in the pram unless she pays up all of £10 now! 70% of which is interest on a £100 loan!

She knows the prescription charges alone will be a lot more than this, even allowing the fact she could countenance such an outrageous act – which she would never allow; even at the expense of her own conditional rape.

Call the police – sorry, no reply – too busy prosecuting motorists for driving 1 mile per hour over the speed limit or arresting people for smoking in the ‘wrong’ isolations of ‘outside’. Get real!

If you do not believe me, then that's fine. If you want confirmation, then go and speak to any ordinary people, and they will tell you their life's misery quite willingly, and you will have your answer.

Then I read about countries being held to ransom by Bond Markets: Greece, Ireland; and in the wings many others. Are you beginning to pick up upon a thread here? This is all about rich people, institutions, Banks, and Governments all becoming richer, at the expense of their supporting populace.

Would it surprise you to know that these parasites see ordinary people as being the source of their outrageous incomes? Well, they actually see this as their birthright, and you and I are worthless to them, just as long as there remain enough of us to extort money from.

Now I get very fed-up with having neither party nor individual I think worthy of voting for.

They are all scammers who ignore my ideals and instead press ahead with becoming a province of the Fifth Reich of Germany – totally against my wishes, and those of my forefathers who fought in two world wars to give us the freedom today our politicians and Masons use in abject and abhorrent disgrace.

However, I am not wanting to dwell on past or present woes. In fact I am writing a book, or rather a trilogy, which takes a completely different view of life.

I have witnessed the transformation of ordinary family life from one where the Father worked to support his wife and children – to one where both partners work in order to be able to afford to have a child. Remind me how that one works again?

I do not expect anyone to agree with me, but I believe that our society is totally mismanaged from source, and the fundamental principals of family have been usurped by do-gooders and politicians with little brain but perspicacity for personal financial gain.

Therefore as the world financial crisis wrote ruin across the future of most ordinary western civilisations, so in turn will they fall to the overbearing weight placed upon people who have no need of this?

Wait. Take a minute out to think what life you would like to lead right now – and I am speaking to you!

You want to live in a tropical paradise where everyone is your friend and everybody does ‘a little’ work, but most of the time people simply enjoy life and the company of true friends?

When I first came to China I was asked to explain our western concept of ‘Babysitting’ for a group of educated and interested friends. I did my best, but was questioned thus; “So how can you even consider paying a complete stranger to stay with you child while you leave them. Why would you not take your child with you?” Then you begin to realise that the most important thing in anybody's life is their offspring – the only reason we as a species survive…

My book relates to a primitive Stone Age culture who work as the seasons and their survival dictates; but then they have many days for leisure and doing nothing – perhaps being artistic or inventing things both in material and creative ways. This is echoed in the lives of rural people in modern China today, where if the work is already done, they will simply go and enjoy themselves; albeit family life and time with both parents attending a child's day, to social pleasures and community rewards.

My vision of this human society is one in which everybody has a value and a place. We all work when required, and play when the work is completed. However, we all earn the same amount of money, and people earn the status of being revered through what they have done for the benefit of every single person as a whole, not some institutionalised robbery – for daylight robbery is what Bankers’ and ‘financial services’ are best at. It is their core business, and all more the fool you for believing any of their twaddle and nonsense.

Having paid me back on a lump sum investment tied for one year at 1.43% (What I actually received from them), they have now started charging me 3% to withdraw funds from abroad. If I were a businessman or holidaymaker I would find this irksome, but perhaps acceptable?

As an Expat I find it wholly untenable, so I wrote to them to complain and ask for an exception. Duly by return I got a list of references to their new terms and conditions, which were not hyperlinked. I replied, telling them this was a load of bollocks, and asking them to remove the charges, or I would remove my deposit, and monthly income, not only from their bank, but from the UK entirely. They have not even bothered to respond after several weeks, so are obviously too busy calculating their personal bonuses…

I have a Bank Account in Asia that pays me interest on my current account (1.26%, tax free), and deposit rates are very marginally better, but the ties and charges are too weird for me to complete.

And then I read in the news online that Spanish debt bonds are now offering a return of 5.75%, and I wonder?

The german Banks and those of UK and France are lending the bailout package the Irish did not want at a meager, 5.75%, 3.2% of which is interest these blood-suckers will reward themselves with.

In actual fact, the German Banks are actually borrowing this money to lend to Ireland at 1.2 % interest, thus making 4.55% interest on bailing out an economy that did not request their assistance.

This is how the germans work nowadays - gone is 'the blitzkrieg, enter the financial domination of the world' - and you think I am joking? - then look for yourselves, as I have nothing else to say about these obnoxious pariahs who control modern europe, un-elected.

But as a real live individual, what I cannot forgive is when Governments and Banks think so much of themselves, that they have one set of rules for themselves, and a totally different set of rules for their ordinary clients. Let me explain:

The world banks got it wrong in a very big way, because their accounting practices were wrong. UK was about the worst of these in practice, though the main fall-out happened first in USA, and later in Germany. The people were then not given a referendum, but simply told they would hock their children, and their children's children into slavery for the best part of a century, so the bank’s would survive.

I raised a hand to ask a question here, which has always been ignored [Why not let the banks fail and flounder? Answer, they are all controlled by Masons, as is our government - or didn't you know].

However, my real point is that when some obnoxious moron from a bank rings me at the wrong time to ask why I am late with a simple card payment – totally forgetting that I am not in UK, and it is quite difficult to do from China, and then I find out he is calling from New Delhi … I start to loose the plot, and tell him to go away ‘in short jerky movements’.

Next up, and pin your luggholes back, because I will say this only once:

Isn't it about time that the banks and government institutions applied those same rules to themselves – the very same ones they inflict upon us ordinary citizens?

For instance, and correct me if I am wrong, but as I understand it: Germany has just completed paying back its ‘war debt’ from the Great War. They did not have to pay back after WW2, because that was cancelled, as paid.

UK still has a war debt, which is somewhere in the region of £47, 000, 000, 000 Pounds, owed to the United States alone.

Then I discover our government is still borrowing 7% more than its income from our taxes, and this will get even worse when the levy for bailing out the Banks’ comes in. Meanwhile people turn off their central heating to save a few pennies in charges in order to feed their family, buy shit instead of sugar at the supermarket – because it makes financial sense, and which enables them to miraculously ‘Balance their books’.

Hello government?

And I really do not care what colour or name you have today; you are all as liable as one another…

If I have to balance my household budget, in between juggling jobs to make ends meet – then you should be a light to show me how to do it.

Instead I find you already owe more than we can ever pay back as a nation, and have just committed us to giving already rich people the entire savings potential of my children + their own children!

Now I call on you to balance the books of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, so that we pay off all our debtors in the international community; just as I at home have to pay off all mine to survive.

Honesty would be a good start, but then, no British government I know of has ever had The Bailiffs’ arrive at their door, yet.

Hello great China, was that you come a’ knocking?

As for me, well you can guarantee that after being ripped-off by the UK banking sector, my investment is no longer anywhere near where they can get their grubby hands on it, and neither is my current account – cummon, they think it is their right to charge me 3% to withdraw my invalidity pension?

They seem to forget it is actually my own money, but then; International Banking Corporations have always had a very difficult task distinguishing between their prospective avarice vs my personal fiscal policy.

I am also aware that when I hear an Indian accent answer my call, that I am usually ordering a curry on a Friday night, not trying to balance my personal finances with my 'personal banker' on a Monday morning.

I guess this is what some may call progress?

But my final thought is with those poor souls trying to survive the uprisings in the Middle East ...the ones the western press are so avid for information to spin

- these are simply warning signs for the powers that currently exist in the west - who will always ignore the wishes of their own electorate at their own peril.

I am actually routing for Ireland to leave the EU - or whatever acronyms is it called today - for we have no need of it; and have lost some much, and so much goodwill already worldwide.

As an expat, I am becoming ashamed to call myself 'british', let alone a 'Briton'!

Good riddance to bad rubbish - for we have no place in the modern german version of a united europe, one where everybody in this world is ruled by the otherwise unelected despots of the Reichstag in berlin.!

I’ll leave you to consider Bob Dylan's ‘All Along The Watchtower’:
      (Jimi Hendrix covered it)

For your information:
You could form the analogy that the Thief and The Joker are the incumbent leaders of USA and UK - but which is which?

I would leave you with the consideration that 'the prince' upon the ivory towers is actually the worlds' fattest and most horribly dressed female, despite Hillary Clinton's vain attempts to wrest the crown from the german bitch-queen of this 'diabolique'!

'No-Body of it is worth'…

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Some artistic licence has been used arbitrarily in some of these Letters, and whilst most facts are in essence correct, some personal and literary interpretation may have been employed to greater or lesser degrees.
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